During what’s turned out to be a crazy year, we’ve never been more thankful for our disc golf family. Take a few minutes to enjoy this story we put together, honoring past, present, and future legends of our sport.
Okay keep the camera Steady, Ed, I’m gonna give you the Greatest Disc Golf Story Ever Told….
About that time my sister rang the Matt Bell for lunch, which meant I needed to Christina Linthicum home, so I Alex Russled up my gear and started to Ken Climo the big hill back to our Zach Arlinghaus.
Well turns out Harold Duvall it was was someone shooting their double Anthony Barela shotgun at a Stork Roddick on the other side of the Vanessa Van Dyken, but it flew off and went to Henna Blomroos in a Kyle Crabtree.
But I needed to get Sarah Hokom so I picked up my Dave Dunipace as I was Kevin Jonesin to get back for lunch. Meals with my family are something I Joe Rovere, and I can’t tell you what would Marty Hapner if I missed out on the Terry Rothlisbergers with a honey Cameron Colglazier we were having. So I Andrew Presnelled on.
So as I’m laying there, I hear the Paige Piercing cry of an Eagle McMahon that emerged out of a sunbeam and landed next to me. It looked my right in my KJ Nybo, which made my heart Luke Humphries, and it said, “Be the Hailey King that I Noah Meintsma you are.”
Sadly, my mom had decided to Lisa Fajkus out and make Brian Schwebergers…but when life gives you Chris Clemons, ya know? I let out a sad Simon Lizotte and started to Mike Moser over to the table when my mom told my sister, “Hey be a Nathan Queen and Austin Hannum the soap. He’s filthy and I’m worried about Big Jerms.”
After I’d eaten a bit, I was feeling Dave Greenwell enough to talk about what had happened, and I knew I Devan Owens them an explanation for my Kristin Tattard clothes. My sister thought the story was James Conrad, but my mom called me a Spacey Casey White and said I was lucky I wasn’t at the James Proctor’s Office right now.
Just then my dad got home and made quite an entrance as he tripped over the Welcome Matt Orum and kicked the Cat Allen into my Drew Gibson guitar. I think he Dave Feldberg a little sorry for me, because he said, “Why don’t we all go play disc golf Tom Monroe morning?” which Nate Perkins’d me right up.
So let me finish this Jalle Stoory by saying that Disc Golf is the greatest game ever, because for one thing, it keeps people from sittin around on their Valerie Doss all day, Nate Sexton each other and what not, and gets them out in nature, where they can Barry Schultz their problems and just breathe in the Reid Frescura air.
Emerson Keith name drops in that story huh? My sister wrote it, and I didn’t want to Jordan Castro too wide of a net, but I told her Shasta Criss cross at least 100 names off the list before I’d let her Steve Rico home.
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