Known internationally as Your Disc Golf Hero, I’m infamous for my strong bond with the PDGA. When not beating up on other MA2 rated players in shameless age protected professional divisions for gas money I’m a semi-successful online backgammon player who has defeated enough foreign players that I know how to say “expletive you” in 17 languages. I also enjoy reading crime novels and streaming crime series. Noir is my genre for entertainment, and home decor. My favorite sport to watch is baseball. When I wore a younger mans clothes I followed the Rangers, and now the Orioles. This has provided me with decades of fan despair. I began playing disc golf when I got too old to run deep in Ultimate. Curiously for someone who played Ultimate as much as I did my forehand is embarrassingly pathetic. I’ve been into fitness since I began taking karate as a 13 year old so my father would stop being embarrassed due to me getting pounded in middle school. I’m confident I can out pull-up anyone on Team DGA.
5 Favorite courses
5 favorite discs
Strongest part of your game? What needs work?
My raw sex appeal and fitness. Putting from 11 paces.
Best tip for a new player?
Just get a putter(s) and play entire rounds with that/them. Once you are throwing a putter on intended lines for 200′ you can get a midrange. Distance drivers are not your friend. Also if we cross paths don’t make direct eye contact.